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In his notebook, Gabriel is aware that he carries... telephone numbers. Aha.
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Gabriel sneaks away from the limo, and the group with the briefcase. He still has his sword under
his jacket.
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Soon he is safe away. Having muttered something about going to talk to friends.
Gabriel wanders through London, looking for suspicious looking tall red things that are
occasionally called phone booths.
Aha! There hoves one on the corner. With little cards stuck into it promising the helpful service
of many young ladies with odd and interesting talents.
Gabriel slides into the phone booth, messes with some coinage, and finally figures out which coins
are which and which ones can go into the nice slot.
The phone does the click and ring thing.
Gabriel dials the name of his contact. Beep beep bloop.
A seductive female voice says, "Mr Birds' office. Can I *help* you?"
Gabriel says "Hi, this is Gabriel Knight. I'm a friend of Samson Birds? I'm on assignment in
London, and I might have some information worth his time."
The female voice says, "Just a moment, please." There's a click, then some holding pop song
music starts.
Gabriel winces. Man. Bad 90's pop.
A few minutes later, it breaks off, and Samson's voice comes on. "Gabe! Hi! Whatcha doing over
here?"
Gabriel says "I was lured over here with the promise of money. Have you done lunch?"
Samson says, "I can do it late if you've got something interesting. Got a place to go to, or want
to experience the big sleaze with me?"
Gabriel says "I'll take door number two, maestro."
Samson says, "Fine by me. Come on over to the Saracen's Head. It's off Tottenham Court Road,
near the tube there. Ask for my table. I'll be waiting."
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Gabriel says "Cool. I'll see you in a few."
Samson says, "It's a deal." His phone clicks off.
Gabriel hangs up, and wanders, gabelike, toward the nearest tube train entrance. He makes a
special effort to Mind the Gap.
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The Tube takes Gabriel swiftly to Tottenham Court Road. No strikes today.
It's not hard to find the Saracen's Head. It's an old smoky pub, with excellent smells coming from
the back room.
Gabriel wanders into the Saracen's Head, baby. He peers through the smoke for his contact.
Samson waves at him from a distant table.
Gabriel wanders over to the table and sits down across from his contact. "Soooo... baby... what's
happening?"
Samson laughs, and shoves across a glass of Gabe's favorite brand of whiskey. "Hey, I figured
you'd tell me."
Gabriel takes the glass and takes a nice healthy pull. "Yeah, well, it's been a wacky day, baby. It's
been wacky, full of wacky people doing wacky things."
Samson swigs his own whiskey. "How wacky, kid?"
Gabriel says "Real wacky. Like, walking dead wacky. Let me tell you this story."
Gabriel leans in and recounts the story of the will reading, the guy getting shot, and the zombies.
He leaves out the sword under his coat. "And I got pictures, baby. I got it on film."
Gabriel also doesn't mention that he doesn't have himself being particularly heroic and cool on
film.
Samson just blinks, slowly.
Samson says, "Gabe, are you _serious_? Man."
Gabriel says "I'm serious. Would I make up this shit?"
Gabriel doesn't mention that, well, yes, he would.
Samson says, "And you've got it all on film? And you've got the names and the places and the
witnesses?"
Gabriel says "Well, I have it in my camera, yeah."
Gabriel holds up his camera for emphasis.
Samson regards it enthusiastically.
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Gabriel puts down the camera, and tosses back the rest of the whiskey.
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Samson says, "Gabe, you did the right thing coming to me. This is going to be feature. This is
going to be headline."
Samson orders more whiskey for them both. And food.
Gabriel lights up a cigarette. "It gets _weirder_ man. Those birds got their hands on a briefcase,
and it was filled with stuff. Maps, geneologies, and some weird ring. I got a few pictures so I
could have copies for myself. Not good ones, but it's gotta be good enough until we get the stuff
away from them."
Samson smirks. "Well, hey, we gotta be ethical for the cameras, and I'm sure it'll be good for them
once it's on the news. Right?"
Gabriel draws deeply on his smoke. "I don't really give a shit, baby. News is news and money is
money."
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Samson says, "Yes, you got it. Okay. So you think they still trust you? Would any of them look
good on camera?"
Gabriel says "No and Yes."
Samson says, "Yeah, how?"
Gabriel says "I don't trust them any more than they trust me. But they got some lookers. The waif,
the big strong muscle man... they're a real group, baby."
Samson purses his lips. "You figure we can do it as a sob story, maybe?"
Gabriel says "I don't know what kind of story it is, man. I just know that it's a story."
Samson says, "Yeah. Yeah, you got that right. This is a serious story."
Samson says, "I've got an in with a couple of the cops. I may be able to get us some more
stuff."
Gabriel says "I'd like to know who the guy reading the will was, and the backgrounds on these
other people. I'd like to know what the hell is UP, man."
Samson says, "Yeah, me too. This is the silly season, man. We need some good human interest
stuff."
Gabriel says "But it's not..."
Gabriel trails off. He really doesn't give a shit about human interest. He wants blood, gore, and
body parts.
Gabriel says "Yeah, it's that season."
Samson says, "Hey, bear with me. The blood and gore gets more interesting if you've got the poor
helpless little human interest victims too."
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Gabriel says "Do they get crushed in a bone crushing car wreck?"
Samson fishes out a portable phone. "So let me make some enquiries. Naaaah, they're more
photogenic as is."
Gabriel says "Pop culture icons, baby."
Samson says, "Does this make you Ginger Spice?"
Gabriel says "Only if it's chicks with dicks day."
Samson laughs. "Eat, man, drink, let me do the phone talking."
Samson starts phoning up people and telling them to investigate these people. This Jerome
Guerson guy. These other guys and girls.
Gabriel orders some lunch, and smokes another cigarette.
A waitress with a low-cut blouse brings an excellent lunch.
Samson seems to have segued into a longish phone discussion.
Gabriel waits patiently, going over points in his mind. He has a vague nagging crisis of faith -- was
this actually a good plan? Nah... of COURSE it was, baby.
Samson smiles a brilliant toothy smile at him, finishing.
Samson says, "Gabe, dude, it's going to be a short while before I can get a report back on your
friends. You want to hang with them for the moment? Get some more shots?"
Gabriel says "I don't know where they went, baby."
Samson thinks. Then his phone buzzes.
Samson answers it. The mutter of, "She's _what_?" comes over clearly.
Samson scribbles down a phone number, then says, "No problemo."
Gabriel waits patiently, polishing off a refill on his drink.
Samson clicks the phone shut. "No problemo, Gabe my boy. I've got a number so you can contact
the Costello girl. Apparently she's a millionaire heiress."
Gabriel says "Oh really?"
Gabriel perks up a bit. Gabe always perks at the sound of possible money flowing into his bank
accounts.
Samson says, "Yup. So I hope you were nice to her. Play your cards right, she might finance a
program for you."
Gabriel's mind works over the idea of someone bankrolling one of his more artistic photography
projects. Like the angle from standing on the front of a tank rolling across a desert in the Middle
East.
Gabriel says "If I wasn't, I can be in the future."
Samson smiles encouragingly. And wolfishly, but hey, he's in the television industry.
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Samson says, "We can always play her lowkey. Victim of this whole thing. Heroic investigator.
Like you."
Gabriel says "Just another victim... or rich mastermind who is staging all this for her own private
amusement? Now _there_ is an interesting concept."
Samson says, "You think that's how it is?"
Gabriel says "It's a possibility. An elaborately staged will reading. A mysterious briefcase in
Victoria Station. A map and a ring. Geneologies. Nothing a bored rich girl couldn't have paid for
with a nice check."
Samson says, "And the shooting and the dead guys?"
Gabriel says "Theatrics. Although it didn't feel like theatrics at the time."
Samson looks Gabriel square in the eye. "Gabe, dude, seriously, do you think it was
theatrics?"
Gabriel says "Dunno, man. I just dunno."
Samson says, "Want me to get that film developed for you?"
Gabriel says "Nah. I'll get it developed. Don't worry about that, baby."
Samson says, "Sure? I mean, I don't want you getting eaten by zombies, dude."
Gabriel says "I'm not gonna get eaten by zombies."
Samson grins.
Samson says, "How about you at least come into my office, let my secretary take notes on this
all?"
Gabriel ponders this for a few minutes.
Gabriel says "You didn't bring your little tape recorder?"
Samson says, "Yeah, but my secretary is _so_ inspiring."
Gabriel says "Uh-huh."
Samson sighs. "Okay, okay. Call me when you get more news, okay? And I'll call you if I find out
shit about your friends."
Gabriel says "Yeah baby. Sure."
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Samson laughs. "Hey, cool it. I need your info, Gabe. I'm not going to sell you down the
river."
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Gabriel says "I'm a little on edge. This shit is just a little TOO weird for even me."
Samson says, "Have some more whiskey, Gabe. Relax. You're the man with the camera."
Gabriel pets it. "I am indeed."
Samson says, "You are the reporter. You are God, man."
Gabriel just eyes Samson.
Gabriel says "Okay. That's my cue that too much drink has disappeared down the gullet and it's
time for me to move on to my next conquest."
Samson laughs. He scribbles down a phone number, and tosses it across.
Samson says, "A little bird tells me this number puts you in touch with someone who'll put you
in touch with Ms Costello."
Gabriel reaches out, and the phone number disappears into a pocket. "Thanks."
Samson says, "No problem, dude. Hang loose. Get me copies of that stuff. Make a
programme."
Gabriel says "I will, baby."
Gabriel stands, a little wobbly, and reaches for his camera bag.
Samson grins, and waves a hand. "Good luck with the chicks."
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Gabriel says "Always, baby. They love me. Chicks dig the hair."
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Samson laughs. And drinks some more whiskey.
Gabriel wanders onward, into the day.
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