Shannen says "So, what's hell like anyhow?"
Daimon says "It's sort of like an endless Big Mac that you can never finish."
Shannen doesn't like Big Macs very much.
Daimon says "It's just an example. For the first few minutes, you say, 'Mmmmmmm.... Special sauce'. Then you say, 'Oh, more special sauce. hmm.' Then you say, 'Look, I'm really getting tired of Special Sauce, can I have a Taco?' Finally, you start screaming, 'NO! NO! NOT AN ETERNITY OF SPECIAL SAUCE!'"
Daimon believes that the entire universe can be reduced to burger metaphors.
Daimon says "That's Hell."
Shannen thinks you've had one too many Big Macs.
Daimon actually doesn't like Big Macs.
Daimon says "But they are $2 for a dollar."
Daimon says "You know what Hell is? Here's a joke: There were two old ladies at a resturant. One of them complains, 'The food here is terrible.' The second one says, 'Yes, and such small portions.'"
Daimon says "That's Hell."
Shannen ahs.
Shannen says "And earth?"
Daimon says "Earth is sort of like an all you can eat buffet."
Shannen hmms.
Shannen says "And, of course, heaven.."
Daimon says "Is a giant taco."
Shannen says "Oh, this'll be good.."
Daimon says "There are plenty of different tastes to experience, and it even gets spicy."
Daimon says "That made absolutely no sense."
Shannen nods.
Daimon says "Actually I like the thought of Heaven being a giant taco, but not the kind that gives you gas. Heaven may be more like a really well stocked bar, where you can get anything you want to drink, it's all good, you get a nice buzz, and you don't puke when you've had too much."
Shannen hmms.
Daimon says "It's hard to make food analogies with Heaven. People up there don't eat."
Shannen says "Good point. But you can find bars everywhere - Michael needs some place to go and relax after a long, hard day slaying evil."
Daimon says "I thought he just killed demons to relax after a long hard day of slaying evil."
Shannen says "That's Laurence. Michael is more laid back - and he needs a place to go and brag about his deed, you know."
Daimon says "Oh. Maybe he bathes in blood after he finishes slaying evil, and rolls around in the carcassess giggling."
Shannen says "That's a rather gruesome picture, you know."
Daimon says "He's a rather gruesome guy."
Shannen says "Yeah, but that's also pretty twisted."
Daimon says "Thank you. I've done my job here once again."
Shannen is glad she really hasn't met you. She might be forced to drug you on occasion..
Daimon says "Maybe they have Body Bars in heaven, where they display their trophies. You know, a demon's soul can't go up to heaven, but I bet their empty dead vessels can be stuffed and mounted on backboards. Then all the servitors of War, Sword and Fire can point out and tell stories about their big kills. Have you ever thought about that? Demon hunting, like Deer Season? Maybe they even wear orange hats."
Shannen says "You don't get out much do you?"
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