Born to be pirates -- Some people are just born to be pirates.
Honeymoon -- Zoro and Sanji: accidental marriage.
Hot Water -- Tashigi gets to chase various people, post-Alabasta, and has a vigorous evening. Lots of implications. Not very serious.
if you can't stand the heat -- Ace, Zoro, and Sanji: it's all the fault of the alcohol. (Yaoi.)
in my nature -- it is in the nature of cooks to feed people, just as it is in the nature of monkeys to eat, and monks to complain. (Saiyuki / One Piece crossover.)
lost on the way -- she left her life on Monday. (Vivi and Nico Robin.)
passion in the language -- Sanji has letters to write.
some things you can't steal -- Nami, Vivi, and unrequited love.
Stupidity -- Miss AllSunday has failed Crocodile, and suffered for it.
The Call Of Piracy -- One Piece meets the writing of HP Lovecraft. Ia! Cthulhu! (No. Not serious.)
The Six Phases Of A Project -- One Piece meets Bleach. And wires get crossed.
Where The Waters Grow Sweet -- An One Piece / Narnia crossover. (For Katrina's birthday.)
Chapter One -- Reliable information is the key to success.
Chapter Two -- Presentation during a job interview is a matter of dress, manner, and previous research.
Chapter Three -- It is the responsibility of the new employee to maintain friendly relations with other coworkers and with the new employer.
Chapter Four -- Impress your management and coworkers with your stability and ability to break new territory.
Chapter Five -- Remember to remain alert to new opportunities while recognising potential threats.
Chapter Six -- Don't forget previous skills while developing current ones.
Chapter Seven -- Be aware that there are always new horizons..