applied incentive

"It's the newest fund-raising initiative," Tatsumi explained, a mad glint in his eyes. "No longer will we be constantly in debt. From now on, we shall supplement the Department budget by knitting socks! And other useful items to be sold at a below-market price for profit!"

"But we don't have yarn," Hisoka said.

"Yarn will be provided."

"But we don't have needles," Terazuma pleaded.

"Needles will be provided."

"But we don't know how to knit," Tsuzuki whimpered.

"You will find," Tatsumi said, driving a shadowy knitting needle through a telephone directory in a single spike, "that you learn extremely fast."

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