Hakkai blinked. He kept his private selection of teas in perfect order, labelled, indexed, organised, and strictly under lock and key. It was a sign of his sincere respect for Yaone that he was sharing them with her. And watching her hands very carefully. "Surely not, Yaone-dono. Which ones are you thinking of?"
Yaone blushed. "Your Ti Kuan Yin is labelled, ah, 'Bitch Goddess of Mercy' rather than 'Iron Goddess of Mercy'."
"Ah. Yes." Hakkai gave a little laugh. "Trust me, Yaone-dono. That isn't mislabelling."
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