Diabolique

"The world is mine," the Dimension Witch (known as Yuuko, and Lilith, and many other names) stated one day, "since I killed God and hid his body in my swimming pool."

"Cheep," remarked her fluffy little pet.

"No," she objected. "Very expensive."

"Rubbish," her latest minion said flatly. "You don't own me."

"I'm an absentee landlord."

"And you don't have a swimming pool."

"Second left, third right, fifth door on the left."

"And . . ." He broke off.

"It's a very big swimming pool," she said helpfully.

"I think I'll fetch you a drink."

"I think I'll let you."

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