"Don't worry, Mr Voldemort," Phoenix said reassuringly. "I'm sure these allegations of mass murder and torture are nothing but mistakes, and this whole 'Death Eater' thing is unjustified persecution of a harmless knitting society. As soon as the police find the real culprit, you'll be free in no time. But there is just one question . . ."
"Yes?" his noseless, black-robed client hissed.
"You are actually innocent, right?"
"Of course I am, mudblood minion," his client whispered hoarsely, his glowing eyes staring into Phoenix's own as he played with his pet giant snake.
"Oh well, that's all right then," Phoenix said, reassured.
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