"Sir, forgive me -- I must confess to curiosity. Your respiration and the speed of your blinking indicate some unusual capacity to your body's functioning. May I ask if you have any physical condition which lowers your heartrate?"
"Positive. I am cybernetic."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Granted."
"No, but -- how fascinating! How truly unusual! What a gift to Creation -- a life form created without the weaknesses of humanity, but with all its strengths. May I assume that you have been designed to be impermeable to weapons?"
"Negative. This unit could not be so created. However, damaged parts may be removed for mending."
"Ah, excellent. Truly, were all like you, I would no longer be required -- yet in such an utopian world, would I not rather rejoice to see physical pain and illness eliminated?"
"Positive."
"And, ah -- may I assume that he who designed you in the human shape did not omit to allow you all forms of human enjoyment?"
"Positive. Observe."
"Dear God, sir, not in public!"
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