no, they're not made of uranium

"You know," Ban said to Hisagi (they'd got round to sharing drinks, after the perfectly understandable property destruction), "there's one thing that puzzles me."

"What's that?"

"Well. When you saw Hevn. You didn't even blink."

"Is that strange?"

Ban gestured with cupped hands. "Most guys tend to be a bit hypnotised by the way they go up and down."

Hisagi shrugged. "I know someone brighter. Blonder. Bigger."

"No way."

"Way."

"They couldn't be bigger."

"Swear they are."

"Suppose we get them both in bikinis together?"

"I think the world would explode," Hisagi said sadly. "But what a way to go."

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