"That scarf, my child, was woven on the Loom of Fate."
"And when he asked the First and Forsaken Lion if he would have a baby of jelly?"
"Those babies, my child, are flavoured with the juices that are pressed from the Peaches of Immortality."
"And when he was carried off to execution, kicking and struggling, and all the Pattern Spiders stopped work to find out what would happen next?"
"That, my child, is one of the many reasons why Chejop Kejak regularly has apoplexy."
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