Hiyori hopped round on one foot, clutching the other.
"Such a shame!" Isshin declared. "For so young and lovely a girl to greet me in such a fashion. She must no doubt have been cruelly disappointed in the past, to go round brutally assaulting every man she meets in this way --"
"Women too," Lisa said.
"Ah," Isshin said wisely. "This explains a great deal about why Urahara Kisuke instructed me to gird myself with a steel codpiece before coming to visit you here. Does the young lady require medical assistance for broken toes?"
"I hate you all," Hiyori muttered.
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