"Tentacles," Rukia said thoughtfully.
"Oi." Ikkaku was disturbed. "Ask Rangiku if you want more details."
"I will," Rukia said, and went off whistling.
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"Tentacles," Nanao said, later. She adjusted her glasses. "Well, it's not impossible."
"He's your Captain," Rangiku pointed out. "You're the only one round here likely to get access to his porn collection -- sorry, library."
"And you'll run distraction?"
"If the Female Shinigami Society foots the bill for the booze."
"Deal."
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"Tentacles," Aizen said, holding the pamphlet between his fingertips.
"It's all round Soul Society," Gin remarked, kneeling at a safe distance.
"Bugger," said Aizen.
"Indeed," Gin agreed.
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