Rumour One is that Ise-fukutaichou is keeping herself icily chaste, and that Kyouraku-taichou is pining away with hopeless love. Except when visiting Ukitake-taichou.
Rumour Two is that Ise-fukutaichou was previously a yakuza madam, and has some extremely interesting tattoos under her tightly-sashed robes.
Rumour Three is that Ise-fukutaichou and Kyouraku-taichou regularly engage in hardcore fetish bondage sex romps likely to melt the brains of onlookers, and the details are all in Ise-fukutaichou's book.
Rumour Four is that anyone repeating Rumours One to Three in Kyouraku-taichou's hearing can look forward to an extended Fourth Division visit.
(Rumour Four is absolutely true.)
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