"I'm sorry," Tousen Kaname said, "but justice demands your death."
The Doctor snorted. "Always the same. Have you spoken with justice lately?"
"Yes," Tousen agreed tranquilly. "Aizen-sama interprets it perfectly."
"Why have you come to kill us?" the young woman -- Peri, her name was -- demanded in a shrill voice.
Tousen shrugged. "Well, Ichimaru Gin was going to dispose of you, but he had a violent reaction to your friend's fashion sense and then broke down sobbing nostalgically at the sight of your breasts. Fortunately, being blind, neither troubles me."
"Tripwires?"
"What tripwire?" Tousen said, a second too late.
---