Very Busy Men
Aizen reclined on his throne and consulted his diary. Full. As usual. He had to admit that becoming a full-time evil mastermind had done wonders for his sex life. Of course, Gin had already been notorious -- something about all that smiling -- and had apparently had to put up signs saying JUST BECAUSE I SAID HELLO DID NOT MEAN I WAS MAKING ADVANCES (EXCEPT WHEN I WAS).
Really, the only loser was poor Tousen. Far too mild-mannered for true villainy.
Elsewhere, Tousen breathed a sigh of relief and contemplated the joy of no longer having to be Divisional Seme.
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