Yours in aesthetic appreciation, etc

"So," said Captain Yamamoto to the student, "you claim that you strolled into the dining hall stark naked due to an attack of amnesia."

"Don't know what came over me, sir," stated one Kyouraku Shunsui.

"And not, as we have been informed by Ukitake Juushirou, because of an extremely ill-advised bet with him."

"He must be feverish," Kyouraku said blandly.

Yamamoto frowned. "You will be on punishment duties till further notice. And as for Ukitake --"

"Sir?"

"His punishment will be answering the letters delivered to your shared room since the incident. Over five hundred, I hear, and counting."

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