blazing sheets

Dear Bleys,

Yes, the cross-dimensional aperture has been mended, NO THANKS TO YOU, given that you have just spent the last few days in bedding your latest toy inamorata Captain Jack. Who, I would like to mention, tried to seduce me first.

I would like to know what the point is with you coming along on these universe-mending trips if it always ends up like this.

So much for sibling bonding.

Your thoroughly irritated sister,

Fiona.

PS - if I never hear you addressed as my "snuggy-wuggy carrot-top" again, it will be too soon.

PPS - the same goes for Torchwood.

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